A fork of Rural Dictionary
A short full bread Mexican girl who is a backstabbing dyke but thinks she’s white, is super racist & thinks she’s a cute little squirrel but she’s just an ugly rodent. Once you make the biggest mistake of your life by letting her in she will isolate you & control you. She won’t even let you use the bathroom with the door closed or let you listen to your music or talk to your friends or go to work. She’ll treat you like a slave & order you around & make you pay for everything even for her friends. She’ll steal all your personal information from your phone when you’re sleeping & when you want to go to work she’ll turn on you & betray you. She betrays all her girlfriends by fucking their best friends & ruining everyone’s life by playing both sides of the fence & flip flopping her loyalty however it serves her selfish needs. She loves to get high & she will always put drugs first. She’s institutionalized & she can’t stop stealing & will let her friends & her mom steal from her gf. And she will never tell the truth about anything. She’s a bully & threatens to hurt you if you call her out on anything.
Hey what happened to you? You look like shit. Where is your car? Why haven’t you been to work & why does your best friend hate you now? Who burnt your kitchen down? It looks like a Teresa has been living here.
I know, and she stole all my money out of my bank account too. I messed up big time & I accidentally let a Teresa move in.
Normally middle aged woman, typically hides behind internet posts to validate her own opinion of others' problems as an inconvenience or incorrect to her beliefs regardless of being remotely affected or educated on the subject. Aka "E-Karen"
Teresa posts on facebook complaining that her favorite parking spot was replaced by a ramp for wheel chairs. She links the city public transit route as a solution to transporting the handicapped. May or may not park on said ramp..
A manipulative, controlling, and selfish b/t©h! She seems nice at first but once you REALLY get to know who she is she can destroy your entire life in a heartbeat. Don't put your trust in her because all she'll do is use you. She knows how to mess with your mind, make you think what she wants you to think. If it's not the way she wants things to be done, it's not happening.
If you happen to meet a Teresa, run the opposite direction!! Don't get lured into her trap of lies and manipulation!
Teresa is a person whom you never want to meet
Teresa’s are strong hearted and very self reliant but it doesn’t mean they don’t have a kind heart they try there best to do everything right and even if they seem perfect to you they always pick apart the little things they do wrong but they love movies and shows if you want to watch things with a teresa you better be prepared because they love them and if you interrupt you better watch your back i love you grandma and will always miss you <3 /:
Wait is teresa coming if not i’m not going |:
a School in barhavven where every white boys favourite word is the N word and a school filled with C00ns
Person 1: i go to Mother Teresa HS ott
Person 2: I heard that school is racist asf ion think u should stay