A fork of Rural Dictionary
Hannah Crouch is wifey af. Justus needs to back off because she is Alainah’s boo thang!!!
Pussy slaying god can get any girls number just by looking at them and has a 20 inch pinch
When you decide to greet another person using the eastern bow instead of the western handshake. But since they're not worth putting strain on your back, you sneak in an ergonomically correct squat instead of a bow.
Person 1: Why are you squatting instead of shaking my hand? Person 2: It's 2020 learn 2 bow. Handshakes and elbow bumps are a thing of the past. Person 1: Looks more like a bowing tiger hidden crouch, but okay
While standing in the closet dress is your favorite superhero with a with a hole cut in the crotch watching two people have intercourse you masturbate vigorouslyinto each one of their shoes while maintaining a tight clench on your DC or marvel butt plug. At the end you jump out and say something like Shazam or gee Willis Batman and run away shamed by what you have done Allen crouch
Did you hear that somebody pulling in Allen crouch in a Batman costume the other day not in a pair of f****** doc martens the disgrace the funny thing is is that the butt plug fell out and it was a hello Kitty one not a DC One