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loading the dishwasher

a euphemism for cumming inside of a woman

My girlfriend complains that I should take more initiative in loading the dishwasher; otherwise, they get crusty and need to be scrubbed all the more.

by Lo Qi December 08, 2023

Dishwasher Repair Man

Pussy doctor. Grandpas boy. The guy who tries to help others out although his peers lack hindsight and want to scapegoat him. Also known as Gonacolagyst.

The dishwasher repair man found out some pussys cant be fixed. Pussys as in grown men who play child games. Aka Cj or batman

by ButchNochance January 23, 2022

Dishwasher December

For girls that make fun of boys loosing no nut November

Haha looser! You lost NNN🤪

You tell them GOOD LUCK IN DISHWASHER DECEMBER BITCH

by Deniius November 06, 2019

Dishwasher Man

A man who is easily put in the dishwasher. A stubborn angry little short man who acts very tough but secretly has a massive mommy kink

Alex from Clockwork Orange is prime Dishwasher Man. He acts tough but would cry if I insulted his Funko pop collection in front of his friend. Prime scrubbing down material.

by Yenolegal January 14, 2023

The Dishwasher

A sex act, consists of wearing rubber dishwasher gloves and doing whatever Tyler Derden does.

Did the Dishwasher last night. It was wet everywhere.

by Stovepipemcginty April 20, 2021

Empty the Dishwasher

Code for draining the gock of your transfem tradwife.

"Sorry guys I gotta go Empty the Dishwasher or my wife will get mad."

by lunabeawesome May 02, 2024

Empty the Dishwasher

To inconspicuously tell a group you're going to drain the Gock of your transfem tradwife.

"Hold on guys, I gotta go Empty the Dishwasher"

by lunabeawesome April 27, 2024