A fork of Rural Dictionary
do u know da wae backwards. Also, why did you waste a minute of your life searching this up?
me: hey, eaw ad wonk u od?
them: Wtf
The act of being flirtatious in a silly way. Also could be used to describe the act of bringing someone to your basement or to uncle Dan.
Oh my gosh did you see Sunne pull a wonk wink on Jewdia?
Wonking your willy is the act of self pleasure at hours between 1 and 4 in the morning in a dark room while watching pornography you’d only watch high/drunk.
Are you up wonking your willy right now?
A white supremacist, especially one holding extreme views
The subreddit was banned after being overrun by wonk honks.
A depressed nerd.
Also, sagging balls, which in turn, causes the need to be more depressed.
1: "I feel like a real sagging wonk today."
2: "Bro, my wonk is sagging. Do I need to see a doctor?"
A larger than life individual with a loud gravely growl mostly associated with screaming vocals in a metal band. The power generated with the voice can incite headbanging, moshing, and thrashing around uncontrolled.
The singer of that band is giving a Wonk Zilla type of performance by melting faces in the crowd!