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Very shy in groups but fun when you get to know them. chris's enjoy staying up all night talking about nonsense just to see how school is the next day. These select people are ridonkulously good at guitar hero but isnt very good at online mancala, have crazy curly hair that the rest of the world is jelous of.
chris totally killed at guitar hero
A boy with a small penis. He wrestles just to get a feel on other guys. He is a lifeguard so he can show off his "chocolate chip" nipples.
Did you see that Chris over there? He'll never get any poon with that little dick.
The most amazing, beautiful, guy in the world.
He has incredible eyes, a smile that makes you weak in the knees, and a body like woaaaah.
He also is always with this girl who's really ugly and bitchy who is just terrible. She thinks she's all that but in reality she's not.
But he is loved by a girl who is willing to accept his flaws, and is willing to wait for him to ditch the other girl, so ladies, stay away from this one! XD
He's such a Chris, he can't stick with one girl for long... I hope I'm next!
Why can't there be more Chris's in the world?
A hot guy who's super nerdy. Plays video games, reads comic books, manga, anime, watches avatar, plays D+D, and is super hot.
Becky: Chris is a hot nerd. I wanna bang him.