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A swiftie is someone who loves taylor swift. They are often preppy and always follows the mainstream trends. there is nothing wrong with just liking her music. But it starts to get bad when you drag others down because they dont like her or other problems
Example one:
"are you a swiftie?"
"um not really.."
"OMG HOW DARE YOU SHE IS THE QUEEN AND SHE IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU YOU ARE JUST A MISOGYNSTIC PERSON WHO IS MAD SHE I SBETTER AND MORE SUCESSFUL OF YOU! YOU DO NOT WANNA MESS WITH US SWIFTIES!11"
Example 2:
"are you a swiftie?"
"no not really"
"thats ok"
The most annoying person you will ever meet in your life.
"Hi i am a swiftie" now all of a sudden you want to commit slipnslide.
A person into quickies, but always ends up disappointing their partners
She opened the app at the conference, knowing she had a minute to get laid before her panel discussion, but instead of a quickie, she ended up walking out of the corner room, disappointed by the Swiftie.
Someone with good music taste.
I love handing Creighton the aux cord because he is such a swiftie.
guy: yo man i heard your crush is a swiftie
another guy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
A fan of the most amazing singer-songwriter ever, Taylor Swift.
Person 1: what are you listening to?
Person 2: karma by Taylor Swift.
Person 1: are you a Swiftie?
Person 2: obviously
Someone who follows Taylor Swifts life and work like their life depends on it.
"Omg! You are the biggest Swiftie."