A fork of Rural Dictionary
If you believe they exist you definitely aren’t one
Alpha males are strong and powerful 😡💪 Females and anyone who isn’t an alpha male must submit to me 😡😡💪
Only, the best of males. They're big and chunky, and will do everything! To become one, watch all the seasons of Johnny Test.
dayum, that jock is not as hot as my alpha male, Big Chungus
A guy with a small dick with mommy/daddy issues
Guy: I'ma alpha male
Me: no your just a bottom
Guy: *cry's in bottom*
No man who calls himself this is an alpha male it normally means he has fragile masculinity and or mommy/daddy issues
Guy: I'm a alpha male
Me: no your just a bottom
Guy: *cry's in bottom"
kitten 1: omg have you seen this new alpha male i’ve been talking to?
kitten 2: oh yeah, thats aliya.
A term used by fatherless incels based on the concept of a wolf pack that has been debunked ages ago.
Tiktok Incel: I'm what they call an Alpha male. I think woman are lesser than me but also all women want me. Andrew Tate is my lord and savior.
FBI: