Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Cluck me sideways keri

When you see some thing new or unusual.

guy1 -''What are you making there.''

guy2- ''A ski bike.''

guy1- ''Well cluck me sideways keri what will they come up with next''

by ngapiko January 17, 2011

Cluck Central Community College

Quad C's, where stupid and/or annoying people gather because nobody else wants to hang out with them.

Spencer: Dayuum, I wonder where Stephen's at
James: You know him hes probably down at Quad C's
Reid: Cluuuuuuuuck

For every Red Sox home game, Fenway Park is transformed into Cluck Central Community College

USC is basically Cluck Central CC

by jml2thousand September 08, 2009

cluck n' tuck

the act of placing ones nuts between their legs and stating the words " Buk Buk BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK" resembling that of a chicken

I opened the door to my moms room and found Chris naked performing the cluck n' tuck.

by Fat Man Scoop February 01, 2008

fuster cluck

Play on words for the term 'Cluster Fuck'

A move used commonly by abusing the 'Cluster Bomb' weapon found in most Worms-series games such as Worms2, Worms: Armageddon & Worms: Noob Poop Party.

omg that guy just wedged that clussie up me & clusterfucked me bigtime. n00b

by Dodgymat January 18, 2005

don't make a cluck about it

Don't make a fucking big deal out of it. Don't lose your shit over it. Don't have a cow, dude.

If no one wants to kiki, don't make a cluck about it.

by whatsadencur May 05, 2015

Cluck Clock

When you are gagging for a beer or a line and your internal clock starts ticking. Usually around 2pm on a Friday.

Fuck me Barry, the Cluck Clock has started. Get me to the boozer, no more work is getting done today.

by TARMAC LTD November 25, 2020