A fork of Rural Dictionary
n. Sexual act in which the dominant male projects copious quantities of cheesy, mucilaginous ejaculate for ingestion by the submissive female. Bread optional. N.B. For the tradition of naming sexual acts after a place, c.f. Cleveland Steamer, Boston Pancake.
Last night, I had sex. It was nice! She was from Gambia! I gave her Lausanne Fondue - she liked!
An optic fondue pot is when a male partner shits into an eye socket and skull fucks it.
Hey girl, want me to give you an optic fondue pot?