A fork of Rural Dictionary
Doing literally nothing all day.
Person 1: hey man how was your day!
Person 2: it was like a day in the life of Helen Keller.
Person 1: oh.......
Doing absolutely nothing for the entire day.
Person 1: hey man how was your day!
Person 2: my day was like A day in the life of Helen Keller.
Person 1: oh...
Cumming on a chicks face sealing her eyes and mouth shut so she mumbles like Helen Keller!
Last night Heather was annoying me so I gave her the frosty Helen Keller.
Shoving your hands so far up a girls ass that you break your hands and then the pain makes you go blind and deaf.
Guy 1: Damn man what happened?
Guy 2: I pulled the old Helen Keller with Broken Hands on her...
When you cum in her eyes, and stand back silently while she searches for a towel.
"Last night, I got the old lady with The Helen Keller, she tripped over the dog and stubbed her toe on the couch."
A sex position where the person who’s getting hit from the back has their head down and their ears between two couch cushions. Thus unable them to see/ hear very week.
Dude I put my girl into the Helen Keller and she loved it