A fork of Rural Dictionary
janis is a supportive, funny and generous friend. she makes fun of people in a jokey way. she has weird people thinking her brother is hot just because he was shirtless in a waterpark. she has nice hair, beautiful eyes and a bright personality. she has good taste in music, and is very pretty. she always gets in trouble with teachers for the dumbest reasons ever.
james: janis ur such a silly billy! janis: ok ya so what sarina: ur such a janis! louis: i love you ur so pretty 😱 janis: omg i agree
Usually a nickname for a very smart and outstandingly handsome boy. He is at least a 10/10, goes to the gym and loves talking, he is good at cracking jokes but also a good partner for deep talks. Boys named Jani have very nice hair as well as a good-looking beard. Girls love Jani.
Wow he is so attractive! Just like a Jani.
A "stance" used commonly in Guild Wars and or real life where you spread an unwilling participant and let em have it.
I can't believe you gave em The Jani Spread, you are so terrible and should be ashamed.
Waking up on your first day of summer break, after a long junior year, then proceeding to invite two friends over while you drink. You drink a whole 750ml bottle of Southern Comfort, Tito’s, and Gilbey’s gin. Then you start to get hungry so your friend drives you in his red accord. You decide to get a sit down breakfast ant a place called Janie’s. You sit down and order a chocolate milk and an omelette. When your omelette arrives you pick up your fork and scoop the whole omelette onto the the damn floor. You then get escorted to the red accord by your friend that drives it. The waitress inside proceeds to call the cops. This leads to an officer opening the back right door and you vomit on his gun holster, pants, shoes, and in the red accord. You get put into and ambulance where you wake up to find your parents next to you and a BAC of 0.24. You then feel your pocket and realize neither the cops nor the medical staff found your dab pen aka “Big Purp.”
Did you hear about the kid that went Janieing? Yeah that kids a fucking dumbass.