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Moldy Voldy

A comedic nickname given to the character Voldemort in JK Rowling's famous series, Harry Potter.

1 - I heard someone call Voldemort Moldy Voldy the other day. I damn near pissed my pants from laughing so hard

2 - *actually pisses their pants from laughing so hard*

by Wolffur198 February 15, 2023

moldy pillows

An old lady's titties.

I titty-fucked her moldy pillows.

by RavenswoodDarsh October 18, 2011

moldy tambourine

When you go down on a girl with a yeast infection or STD causing a cheesy discharge and the girl has a screaming orgasm.

Hey Carl, I gave my girl a moldy tambourine last night! I can't belive I did it but I gave my girlfriend a moldy tambourine.

by ajv1692 May 09, 2015

Moldy Hole

When a fat chick masturbates with a cheese stick.

Brad :"Yo I ate bitch out, it tasted like cheese"

Kyle : "Dude, she's got a moldy hole that's why."

by Jews R Us January 03, 2017

Moldy Raspberry

When a man shits on a girls stomache, leans over and gives her a raspberry and then cums on top of the mess

Damn bro, the sex was pretty vanilla. She barely even let me give her a moldy raspberry.

by Eritthegreat August 26, 2019

moldy cherry

When you take the virginity of someone who REAKS

“I took his virginity, but he hadn’t showered in weeks, it was a really moldy cherry”

by imp-00 December 08, 2022

Moldy Kebab

A very old musty/crusted and or diseased male genitalia.

Did ya see that dude at the bath house, worst Moldy Kebab I've ever seen.

by Packet-Collector September 20, 2021