A fork of Rural Dictionary
Arguably the best commuter rail service in the United States.
Anal sex by a large train. Woo-woo!
"Open the Station cause here comes the train bitch! I'm doing railroading today!"
A railroading is when you seek up on someone in the middle of the night and scare the crap out of them.
To have this happen to you is to be railroaded.
Hey man, are you okay? You look pale.
Yea man a guy just walked up on me and railroaded me. Scared the crap out of me that railroading did.
When a man has sex with someone who has the intention of outing them for having a small penis he instead throws them in from of a train to avoid it getting out that he has a small dick.
For this to be effective it is best to pipe in close proximity of an active train location as to lower the window that that the sensitive information can leak out.
Dylan: "Hey bro you know what happened to Stacey after she had sex with Austin?"
Me: "Yeah she was gonna tell all her friends that Austin has a 2 inch micro dong"
Dylan: "Damn so he treated her to a Rhode Island Railroad?"
Me: "Yeah man gotta lock that shit down."
The act of ejaculating onto a girl’s braces while she smiles.
Dude 1: “I saw you go home with jessica after the bar last night!”
Dude 2: “Yeah bro she let me give her a greasy railroad on that fucked up smile!”
A relationship where everything is one sided. Only one person in the relationship is initiating things and moving the relationship forward. The relationship only goes one way, like a train, nothing is ever returned.
Yeah, I just got out of a “Railroad Relationship.” She would just wait for me to do EVERYTHING. I couldn’t take it anymore.