A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who cant get stuff right a person who Lacks Knowledge of Other words
your a really stupid shimmy immy
v. to leave an akward event or situation.
Shit was about to get real, so they shimmy farted before the cops came.
A dance move that has you flopping around your sweaty balls. Works better if you and another guy try and make your balls touch while flopping them around.
Joe: Hey Michael!! Let’s do the Sweaty Ballsack Shimmy!!
Michael: Yeah Joe!! I bet my balls will flop more than yours!!
SHIMMY-DINING on its own is a form of making out that involves feeling each other's brains through each other's hair while grinding against each other.
It becomes Shimmy-Dining "Through the Wormhole" when the act of smoochin' and scootin' leads to full penetration.
It was a well known fact that when drank and got down to shimmy-dining, she couldn't stop herself from going through the wormhole.
A synonym for “pushing rope.”
“I told her I was ready to go, but I ended up doing the meatloaf shimmy for twenty minutes.”
The act of swaying your shoulders in a very aggressive manor
Mom: I’m gonna milk you
You: Not if I Shimmy Tough