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Silk and satin, signed wit a patent

Pimp shit, basically. Slick talk so smooth that it's swagger jacker-proof. Slick talk so prolific and profound that muthafuckas can't just bite off that shit, cuz it's in ya, not on ya.

First Guy: "Kristine Ngo got that slick talk down on her blog."

Second Guy: "Yeah but she can't spit game like a true playa."

First Guy: "What the fuck you talkin' bout? Women invented the game. And her mouthpiece is silk and satin, signed wit a patent, daddy."

slippery pink silk tease

A sex act that entails a couple passionately kissing while naked. The female is on top and simultaneously grinding her clit and labia against the males hard penis; making her clit rub against his shaft and tip rhythmically before letting him penetrate her deeply.

She loves giving the slippery pink silk tease.

by PineappleJuice March 20, 2015

world wide silk web

Indicates a more illustrious, elitist approach to the world wide web.

Aw,how gratifying to be stuck for hours on the world wide silk web.

by Hercolena Oliver August 31, 2008

silk wristwatch

the process in wrapping your dick around your wrist and showing your friend, and thus getting to punch said friend. Derived from the movie Waiting.

"yo check this out"

"aww gross you totally got me with your silk wristwatch"

punch friend

"fuck you dude"

by Harry Lana February 13, 2012

silk cannon

A slang for pension

She sucked on my silk cannon until it started shooting missiles

by Doughboyjunior June 12, 2023

Silk (Blade And Sorcery)

A man that LOVES skibidi toilet. like a LOT, ITS UNHEALTHY.
STOP

"man, did you see that mod that silk (blade and sorcery) made"
"who are you and why are you in my house"

by big verr 45 August 02, 2024

mimosa silk

The act of pissing on another person’s fine ass clothes.

Hey Dave, how was your Saturday?

Oh, it was fine. I hit the club and, long story short, so got mimosa silked.

by MimosaSilkEvangelist November 06, 2017