A fork of Rural Dictionary
This delicious concoction consists of eating a pop tart of preferred flavor, drinking a monster energy (The original, not the zero crap) all while chewing the almighty Copenhagen straight cut original. Mostly attempted during the opening shift.
We all attempted to have a Moss Ridge Breakfast, but no one made it past the fruity blast pop tart.
when you shit in someones breakfast; or the alternative, shit in someones kids and eat there breakfast
'Shut the fuck up! I'll Shit in your Breakfast' Shit in your kids, kill em, force feed them breakfast then eat them.