A fork of Rural Dictionary
When nature calls in the morning, but it's not you, it's you neighbour... Having a grand time with his girl, humping away, whilst you're trying get some extra time to sleep.
Once upon a time, you tried to have a quiet lazy Sunday morning... Some random moans start to emerge, but assumed it's just the wind... Then all of the sudden, some screams came one after the other, for a good minute or two... Did it sound human? Am I still dreaming? Nope, it's the bloody floorboards and walls not being thick enough! Hence the "Morning Glory Rooster(s)"... The end.
Rusty's way of saying good morning but FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
food morning Tanel, how was your sleep? food morning Cappy!!!
Getting coffee from the coffee pot in the morning.
"Hey Evan, I'll grab us few cups of coffee for morning stew!"
When you wake up in the morning and the bed is so comfy that you can’t get out of bed. A good rot usually lasts from 30 minutes to 3hrs. During a morning rot, one could typically be seen scrolling aimlessly through tiktok/ instagram/twitter, watching youtube etc.
“ i actually woke up pretty early today, but my morning rot lasted like 2 hrs” “ Can we leave at like 2pm? I wanna make sure i have time for a good morning rot”
Said by one typically when in the state of 2nd hand embarrassment when someone around them is acting completely and utterly retarded for no apparent reason
18 year old: Acts like a 5 year old Person: Have you taken your morning meds?
Is when your significant other hasn’t given you booty for awhile so you take your blue balls and put them in their mouth while before the wake up
My old lady hadn’t given me any booty in awhile and she gave me blue balls last night, so I gave her a blueberry morning
When you wrap your dick in Rice and seaweed in the morning and make your girlfriend eat it.
Ex: "Hey Brad! Ever since this morning I've felt like an oriental chef!" "Why? You eat Japanese?" "Nah, just gave my girl some of that delicious morning sushi."