Country Dictionary

An awkward conversation consisting of mildly personal questions such as, "What's your favorite food/color/school subject?"

Stop with the Evan conversations, it's getting weird.

Is a hoe who sleeps 14 times with 7 different guys times in 6 months. She is so desperate that she goes for older pedophile 19 year olds. She is a thief that will give you autism if you look at her.

Jenny Evans is a slut

A little shit who is dead cocky and also puts on a deep voice to sound like wilbur Soot. He is deadly because of his addiction to hair hormones.

I would despise to be Evan at night

Martyn Evans is an obese (overweight) individual.
Martyn Evans tends to consume over six thousand calories per day.
Martyn Evans does carry bigger breasts than the average female.

Martyn Evans ate all of the food

An inspirational badass.

See that kid over there being a inspirational badass? He's such an Evanity

Evan Crowe is a popular young celebrity, mostly known for his appearance on the show ‘the world’
Age: 12
Full name: Evan Lance Crowe
Birthday: 17 of September
Birthplace: Melbourne, Victoria
Astrological sign: Virgo

Evan Crowe is so cool.

an evan corp is someone that likes children

“your such an evan corp”