A fork of Rural Dictionary
A man who likes his pussy extremely wet and suckable.
I wanna be the man under the sea with you baby
The form Squid Ink Cookie takes when they see something shiny and reallllly want it. They will even take down motherships if there’s a little gold on it!
Is that, the monstrous beast of the seas?!
(also spelled C-salt): saltiness, microaggressions, anger, or hate towards minorities rooted in fear of helping with or losing white caucasian privilege.
1. the mob of angry protestors looked like giant pillars of sea salt as they violently destroyed the city of Charlottesville while harming civilians and anti-protestors.
2. the principal of a Kansas elementary school had so much sea salt in his mouth that he wouldn't allow the man's daughter to be admitted into his school. then the principal threw sea salt at the man and his daughter until they left the school. the man brought his concerns to the court with his family and luckily the judges didn't eat as much sea salt that morning.
3. the salty sea man barricaded himself in a Las Vegas hotel room and shot giant pellets of sea salt at harmless, multi-cultural civilians in a nearby concert.
4. captain sea salt made fun of a Puerto Rican hurricane tragedy by giving sea salt candy wrappers to the island for relief.
the act of snorting baking soda off of a man's penis.
"Hey, how did he die?"
"He did a dirty sea horse."
When you finish a fight with a single blow that causes the formation of rain clouds.
Did you watch All Mights fight earlier? I got drenched after that reverse Sea King.
When your asshole is so open you can hear the ocean.
Old girl got game Bang so hard she was sea shelling on both holes.