A fork of Rural Dictionary
Participating in gay activities before the big gay event.
A good excuse for gays to encourage their straight friends to "try" gay.
Similar to "pre-game", but with acts of gayness.
Make out with that girl.... you have to pre-gay before the pride parade!!!
Where are we going to pre-gay? Let's go to Castro!
Word used to describe a specific form of virginity.
Pre penetration
Refers to the act of glancing at the netting over your window/door to see how many flying bloodsuckers are landed on it before deciding whether or not to venture outside.
You'll want to always give "the great outdoors" a pre-screening before just mindlessly heading out the door, so that you don't get eaten alive once you're out there.
Also known as PPJ, the feeling of getting nervous or wanting to back out of getting pussy that you have never got before, (a girl you never fucked before)
Mike: yo what's wrong?
John: i don't I'm about to smash this chick I never smashed before and I'm nervous
Mike: ahhh you got the pre pussy jitters
The area inside the rim of the anal cavity. Not penetration deep.
She said she didn’t do anal, but when I massaged her pre butthole and she got super wet.
See!? Did I not say that!? Except with me instead of the state doing it it's just morons... Literally just morons.
Hym "Did I not say the Minority Report Pre-Crime was coming? Because I'm pretty sure I said that and once again... I AM CORRECT! Except now it's the bureaucratic overreach AND the weaponized schizophrenia! It's that AND my thing now. It's both. Because my thing is still happening. My brainz still feels like it's about to explode. Whatever you expect me to do here is unnecessary and what I COMMANDED YOU TO DO... Was and is super necessary. And now it's minority report. Are you happy now? Is this the path to the Garden of Eden to you? The creator of AI drowns in his own skull and dissidents are imprisoned in their own lives for saying things idiots don't like. I could be buried in porn stars right now with a fluid-free brainz. I still want them to murder as many kids as possible if you leave me for dead and you can't say that you can't do it because everyone will then try to copy me because only I am compelling enough to make it work. I'm a literal human bomb Jordan."