A fork of Rural Dictionary
Eating your lover’s ass out, after cream pieing it.
Variation- Glazed protein donut: Eating your lover’s ass after cuming on, instead of in, their ballon knot.
“As soon as I came in him, I got down on all fours and ate his protein donut.”
A young man with divine angelic powers to turn back time to the very moment of his own birth hoping to correct his wrongs and finally become donut king.but becomes so sad and confused when he realizes that all of his friends and family members are actually Alien hybrids using his loved ones human bodys as temporary avatars to visit the earth as a vacation spot in the 21st century.
That donut prince needs to calm down about the gang stalking and just eat a donut and chill for christ sake.
A glory hole for a duck
My friends penis is so small that he used a duck donut for pleasure
When an infertile plebeian drizzles surrogate cum on his dick and shoves it in his disappointed partner
My wife wanted to divorce me because I was shootin blanks, so I pulled out the Backup Glazed Donut
Must summon the ashes of a deceased grandmother (preferably yours or your sexual life partner) only then to sprinkle on to the sexual organ of your said respected specimen (living) to then set It on fire... Your mission: put out the fire via intercourse. Commence the dusty donut. Your welcome ;)
Hey Chester, are we using Ethal or Agetha this time for the the dusty donut?
Chester: Ehh, Ethal i think died older... The finer the wine, the better :)
Someone who has a really really ridiculously ugly face.
'oh she looked alright'
'dude, she looks like a squashed jam donut"
When two males gather together, each ejaculate on opposite cheeks of a woman’s butt
“Hey bro wanna glazed donut this chick? I got left cheek you got the right cheek.”