A fork of Rural Dictionary
The term first appeared with Quake by Id software in online chats and taunts of fellow players. Any player who has a high ping value and is able to stay at the top of the scoreboard for online gaming. Typically for dial up connections with a high ping and latency. The players tend to taunt and adapt tactics on first person shooters or real time simulations to the point of excellence and aggravation of broadband users who spend many times their counterparts and still get rektd. Abbreviated as "HPB" usually.
Did you hear about the guy who leased a T1 line to play online for $2000 a month? He still gets pwned by High Ping Bastards with rusted barbed wire telephone lined dialup users from Oklahoma.
A person with a December birthday who ends up spending birthday money on someone else's Christmas present. Also someone who gets combined birthday/Christmas presents.
Rudolph bought Buddy's Christmas present with the $5 his granny gave him for his birthday, and his aunt gave him an ugly sweater for both. The poor guy's a complete Christmas bastard.
A word created by a crazy gamer girl called EOz Zoe it means that something is so bad that its a bastardized and not wanted in any way shape or form .. Is gone off or yuk can mean wtf is that . oor can be a describing word of a persons attitude. Or object .
That is a really rat bastard awful thing to do. Why the hell are you so rat bastard awful Or Angry face . gamer girl f off that s rat bastard awful go f yourself .. Lol
A term used to describe the pursuit of greatness to compensate for insecurity. Historically, bastards could not inherit titles or wealth. Hence, they had to succeed on their own merit, which motivated them to overachieve to overcome the taboo status placed upon them.
It was said that many great men had a bastard complex such as Che Guevera and William the Conquerer.