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He's a hot guy usually blond. He's a serious athlete and a pretty decent student. He has a really big dick and has nice abs. He dreams about having kids with his gf or crush all the time. He's totally adorable!!!
He's such a drew evans!!!!
The perfect human specimen. Six foot five inches tall, 250 pounds body weight, four percent body fat, and the most fertile semen ever produced in the history of mankind. With only one look he can impregnate any woman of his choosing as they will carry his godly spawn to term. He is known throughout South Vietnam as the Tadpole Angel who shall bring great power and honor to all.
I think that the most comparable person to Jesus Christ is probably someone like EVAN GREENLEE.
a really cool Tiktoker who does FNAF rps. very cool
Did you see Evan..aft0n_rp's new video? Its awesome
One who gets 0 play from any female whatsoever.
Evan Carroll doesn’t get any bitches, he gets 0 play.
A tall guy with a hot deep voice.
Friend: do you know Evan Gramcracker?
Isabella: yes! He is so hot!
Friend: (silence)
a tall guy with a hot deep voice.
Friend: Do you know Evan Gramcracker?
Isabella: yes! He is so hot!
Friend: (silence)