Country Dictionary

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Beach king

That fat pasty white fuck that steal all your food while sitting in his sandy throne

Well, shit! I was grilling some hot dogs on my brand-new grill when that beach king entered my swamp and raided my grates.

by popnart May 19, 2017

Bombay beach

1 a small
Decrepit
Abandoned ghost town. Located on the eastern shore of the salton sea in southern California.
2 an event or gathering that is actually a non event

1 bombay beach is located north of brawley on the eastern shore of the salton sea
2 chad: are you going to casey's party Tonight?o
Tom: naw.it'll be
Bombay beach!

by 4realazitgits March 07, 2021

eric beach

perfect person omfg hes so perfect im gonna die

omg have you seen eric beach he is so cute

by anitisocialsheher September 07, 2021

Beach Harpoon

Pronunciation: 'bEch här-'pün

Etymology: origin unknown

: a plug (as of cotton) introduced into a body cavity usually to absorb secretions (as from menstruation) or to arrest hemorrhaging

: see Cotton Pony (riding of)

I ain't gettin none since the ol-lady got herself beach harpooned

by qwerty_not June 22, 2006