A fork of Rural Dictionary
The porn name of an ex pornstar that was dubbed "The Giggliest Girl in Porn" by crude porn humor website Efukt. Some other girl, not nearly as cute as the original Claire, tried to take that name after Claire retired. That intruder she was quickly forgotten, unlike Claire who is considered a porn leyend by connoisseurs.
She is now trying to live a normal life, loves Jesus and Homeless people.
Claire Evans: "I really like cum".
Gloryhole Swallow guy: I can see that. Can I get you a free pink vibrator?
Claire Evans: Sure, tee-hee!!
The perfect human specimen. Six foot five inches tall, 250 pounds body weight, four percent body fat, and the most fertile semen ever produced in the history of mankind. With only one look he can impregnate any woman of his choosing as they will carry his godly spawn to term. He is known throughout South Vietnam as the Tadpole Angel who shall bring great power and honor to all.
I think that the most comparable person to Jesus Christ is probably someone like EVAN GREENLEE.
a really cool Tiktoker who does FNAF rps. very cool
Did you see Evan..aft0n_rp's new video? Its awesome
One who gets 0 play from any female whatsoever.
Evan Carroll doesn’t get any bitches, he gets 0 play.
A tall guy with a hot deep voice.
Friend: do you know Evan Gramcracker?
Isabella: yes! He is so hot!
Friend: (silence)
a tall guy with a hot deep voice.
Friend: Do you know Evan Gramcracker?
Isabella: yes! He is so hot!
Friend: (silence)