A fork of Rural Dictionary
The pre preparation of toilet roll lengths prior to the requirement of wipage to speed up the process of rectal cleansing
Before I need to wipe my bum I always pre-sheet
(Action Verb) To smoke prior to having a full on smoking sesh.
damn bro i gotta pre-smoke before i shower, then ill hop on call and smoke up for real
When one is within the first million views on a video from Youtube.com
"I was the 167,581 person to see the new Arcade Fire music video."
"Oh, Janet, you're SO Pre-Mil."
A characteristic of a desktop or notebook PC pre-loaded with Windows Vista, defining a computer with all the performance earmarks of an overstressed, underpowered, over-app'd and abused computer, straight out of the box.
Bob: I just bought this new tower with all the bells and whistles, Windows Vista, and the fastest processor they had, but it's still slug-slow!
Lisa: Join the club. Your machine came pre-bloated.
A characteristic of a desktop or notebook PC pre-loaded with Windows Vista, defining a computer with all the performance earmarks of an overstressed, underpowered, over-app'd and abused computer, straight out of the box.
Bob: I just bought this new tower with all the bells and whistles, Windows Vista, and the fastest processor they had, but it's still slug-slow!
Lisa: Join the club. Your machine came pre-bloated.
The area around a woman's nipple ;
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Yeah girl, my pre-nipple is pretty dark.
When you are 12 years old and about to have your period and you get cramps before you get actual cramps
She had pre cramps