A fork of Rural Dictionary
ethan van eyk is a lovely chap who likes to steal from the computer studies department in secondary schools. he likes to keep people locked up in his basement for who knows what. overall he's a nice guy with creepy intentions.
me: hey dude.. is that ethan van eyk??
person: oh yeah i heard about the 35 slaves he has.
A type of guy who loves country music, kayaking, hockey, and looking at the stars. He also loves to party, have bonfires, and go on long drives. He is kind and smart and, even though he'll drive you crazy, he is always worth spending some time with. If you find a Van de Roovaart, hold him close and love him for all he's worth. You will never regret it.
Are you a Van de Roovaart? I wish I was.
Have you seen Van de Roovart? He is supposed to be playing beer pong.
Sophisticated, well spoken, beautiful man who behaves like an actual animal. Although his looks may trick you, he is actually more resembling of a beast
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To cover a penis with wet paint and perform oral sex, causing the paint to spray and slash around.
Example 1: "We're gonna van-guzzle later, right?"
Example 2: "We need to add some spice to our relationship. Want to try van-guzzling?"
Example 3: "I took her to my penthouse and we van-guzzled!"
When BK and his roommates drink craft beer and play house in a windowless van.
It's 7PM—time for our van play! Go get the wig. I already have the chocolate peanut butter stout.
When you sling your meat into a lady then drive her to a relatives grave and tell her this is her last stop, that's the best she's ever going to have.
I gave Sheldon the Van Notee Special last night, she hasn't been seen since.