A fork of Rural Dictionary
The California Cerulean Ohserpentus is commonly found in dark, small spaces, like nightstands or in a pile of towels on a bedroom floor. It is nominally larger than than the California Caucasion Ohserpentus, but significantly smaller than the African version of the same species. The trademark attack of the Cerulean Ohserpentus involves a quivering exterior that moves slowly to and fro, and ultimately results in the victims convulsing, accompanied by verbal outbursts, from which the OHserpentus got its name.
Oh my! A California Cerulean Ohserpentus! I wonder if it has attacked anyone recently. Why else would it be on the floor?
A California Pickle is a sexual position which is used when a persos from California is rawdogging his partner and grabs his jar of pickled socks and shoves it in her mouth.
"Babe what is that stench?"
"Its the stench of mexican labor and freedom, the California Pickle!"
Sparkly crystals typically found on pavement in parking ramps, parking lots and sides of streets. These crystals are mined through efforts of extreme greed, mainly in the regions of San Francisco, Oakland and San Jose. Authorities haven’t pursued the regulation of the harvesting of these crystals and in fact encouraged it through policy decisions leaving the free market to drive their harvesting. Entities like Safelite and AAA have greatly profited greatly from the sharp rise in their popularity. Generally harvested by lower class populations due to the low bar to enter this highly lucrative sector, it has lead to explosive growth. Driven by demand, consumers don’t seem to care the color or clarity unlike more traditional precious stones, gray, green and blue are the most common shades.
“Wow, look at all these California Diamonds on the ground in this parking garage! I don’t think these are ethnically sourced, let’s park somewhere else.”
The California Omelette is the act of filling a squirt gun tank with vaginal discharge and smegma and using it to soak your enemies. Often times, urine is added to the mix to thin out the thick cheese-like discharges.
Tonya thinks she got away stealing my mans! Ima show that ho! Ima give her a California Omelette.
Jeans and a t-shirt, with a blazer
CaliGuy1: Oh it looks like I have to dress up for this event.
CaliGuy2: Just wear a California Suit, throw a blazer on whatever you're wearing.
Homicide and Homelessness.
Yo, dawg, their has been a homicide in San Pedro Los Angeles California every night for six months straight!
The homeless people in San Pedro Los Angeles California must be responsible for all the murders that occur in San Pedro!!