A fork of Rural Dictionary
A disease in which a person is unable to use words properly between the hours of 7 PM and 9 AM.
Lauren: My pumpkin rot, but I didn't have time to carve it anyways.
Liam: I need to carve my watermelon.
Kai: I need to cave my Lukas.
Kai: *gourd
Liam: Kai have you taken your Kai's Disease medicine tonight?
I think your smile is adorable. So when i go crazy eyed its not because im scared its because I i think its cute and idk how to react or express it.
most fuckable iconic triple threat
kai is soft but a fucking maniac
klaus is a MOTHA FUCKING MONSTAAA
damon has mommy issues and is a sexy pancake maker
elena: did you hear that damon klaus and kai are in town!?
stefan: yeah bitch i fucked them all before you 🙄 yes i am a glitzy gobbler