Country Dictionary

An item that a boykisser would possess.

Ryan: What phone do you have?
Rajesh: The latest Iphone
Ryan: What car do you drive?
Rajesh: MG Comet
Ryan: Damn you got so many boykisser things

Say it to ur mom I know she will love it!

Little Timmy: commit lethal thing
Mom: that is good advice I will commit lethal thing.

You ain't doing shit about ANY of those things anyway other than giving other people's money away and keeping a cut for yourself you fucking panhandler.

Hym "Yeah, you ain't doing shit about more important things asshole. You thought stopping Trump from getting into the white house was important and you didn't do shit about that. The politicians YOU ACTUALLY VOTE FOR don't have to pay any attention to YOU because they know YOU ain't going to do shit and you're paying a right violating amount of attention to ME for the exact opposite reason. Some of you will be made to regret this and those of you are all little more solipsistic than the rest didn't care to begin with."

It is a thing that has lots of things because it is a thing

“Give me a thing” (which could mean anything)

Spooky demon thing is the last survoving prophet, real spookians know them.

Motakirukika: did you hear about SPOOKY DEMON THING

Tex: yes i did. How mighty of them.
Lexie: Spooky demon thing is so fabulous
All in unison: spooky is wonderful

The act of smoking weed

Guy 1: Want to do the lung thing?
Guy 2: Yeah, let me finish this game of beerio kart.
Guy 1: We should go to Whataburger after.

When someone identifes as an object and goes by it/that pronouns

Hi, I'm a door knob and I identify as thing-gender.