A fork of Rural Dictionary
Even the sourest input can create a constructive output.
The modern approach of Lemonism was first formulated by Oscar S. P. in the late 21st century.
And angry and abusive masculine lesbian who strictly only sucks pussy
Nikol: isn’t Emily still dating that chick?
Josh: no, she broke up with her cause she was a total lemon lesbian.
To lemon teabag means for a beautiful lady to receive oral with her partners face under her, as in the common phrase taco dip, similar to to the male form of teabagging. See karma sutra positions 170, 146 and 158 for reference.
Why don't you come over so we can watch some david attenborough documentaries and I can lemon teabag you?
When you cum in someone's butt, put a plug in it, allow it to marinate overnight, then let it drip into a glass the next day and shoot it.
In texas it is customary to take 21 texan lemon drop shots on one's birthday.
When a woman doesn’t wash her coochie for a week and her partner and her perform the 69 which the partner does by using lemon juice to hide the fishy stank but the fish taste leaves some zest.
“I never knew fish and lemon could taste so good together until Me and wife tried the lemon zest
When a person is being sassy or have sassy attitudes.
Person: *flips hair* okay well that’s fine
Me: lemon zest