A fork of Rural Dictionary
A God you pray to over a semi truck. You pray to him for success, that your truck and trailer holds up mechanically to carry you through. You pray to him to have no breakdowns. Chip haulers pray to him a lot
I will pray to the truck God tonight that my day tomorrow is successful and safe.
When you eat the booty and pussy at the same time
I went truck boatin on her last night
When two dogs are humping and walking backwards, and I human being makes the tow-truck in reverse noise
Today at the dog park, my pets partook in the tow-truck maneuver, while I made the tow-truck noise as my mom watched in horror
A smackin song made for work trucks and work trucks only.
Damn, did you hear that new work truck slapper that Sosamann put out?
The act of sexual intercourse with a fat chick that statistcally is under 5" tall & over weighs at least 225lbs.
Lehroy was awarded his Dump Truck Ticket after performing his trademark reverse double dunker move, on that Jabba the Hut lookalike fat chick, in the back of his mobile home...
Exactly what the name is. A fat-ass I'm a tiny truck
911 what is your emergency?
Yeah their is some Fat guy in a comically small truck driving through my lawn!
Ok sir, we have the entire department on route to your location.
A ford truck is a moving hazard and is the true definition of junk. If your looking to walk everywhere u go or bang your cousin it’s for u
Fordd truck are for the gays