A fork of Rural Dictionary
They’re a one of a kind person; a strong as soul; a fighter; a perfect lover— my soulmate. They’re the type of person to hate everybody but love somebody so much they’d fuck anybody up to protect them. The kind of person who will hear somebody out even if he won’t like what they say and be proud of their upbringing even if it wasn’t so beautiful.
But overall they’re a type of badass. They’re who I’m in love with. At first when you meet them you think they'll hurt but when you start to know them you fall. You see their perfect traits like great music, their style, their interest in tech & their smarts, their knowledge of the world, their interest in writing & adventure, their love for reading & mythical creatures. my favorite trait is they’re tough as hell on their own while still being the most honest loving person alive meanwhile. They open up to you when you’ve gained their trust and that’s what I love. Because you get to learn more about all those amazing things that they love and do.
My only hope is one day they’ll love me as much as I love them. That they see me as their firefly giving them light. Their joy to come home to. As a safe place. hope they’ll see me as theirs only. Because if theirs anything you want from Isac Santos, it’s to stay around forever— that’s his effect. All I know though is that they’re my soulmate. They complete me, even if I didn’t complete them.
Person 1: Hey, you and Isac Santos are getting close aren’t you?
Person 2: Yeah, I’d think so.
Person 1: So what do you think?
Person2: I think they’re perfect. I think that I’m lucky to be loved by them. They’re my future, 100%.
Anothony santos is of of randy
Anothony santos is of of randy
Typically portuguese, likes to wear tight shirts. Drives long distances to get to work and has his hot and cold moments. Is generally a family orientated man who enjoys time with people close to him. Unfortunely wears women sandles and drives a female car, but makes up for it with a stunning beard which is dyed 4 times a year.
Man 1: "Man that guy is really driving too fast."
Man 2: "He must be a Michael Dos Santos"
A bad bitch... DURRR!!!, but anyways Chile stream what that speed bout 😘
“I am Cesar Santos”
A bad ass bitch. Umm... but anyways he’s like everything you want yourself to be, he falls in love almost every single fucking day with different people. And twerks to everything. Anyways sooo.... stream what that speed bout 😘
Cesar Santos
Adiós George Santos — The 21st century version of “Bye Felicia”. On Friday December 1st 2023 George Santos made history by being expelled from congress without actually being convicted of any crimes — yet.
During his time in Congress, the pudgy purveyor of prevarication proposed four bills — all of which died in committee.
The Avatar of Assignation who had a love affair with lies did his best imitation of Donald J. Trump only to discover that he was a much better drag Queen than he was a Trump “mini-me”.
For his efforts he became a dolphin caught in a tuna net. We were trying to catch MAGA insurrectionist and all we got was Kitara Ravache. And if you don’t know, you better ask somebody!
George Santos, you have earned a place in history! Godspeed you forked tongue adder.
The vote was 311 yeas and 114 nays. The yeas prevailed and George Santos was expelled — Adiós George Santos.
Danny Santos has the biggest nigga cock you’ve ever seen. He leave your asshole ripped in two in just two pumps. This is a force not to be reckoned with.
“Damn Danny santos just tore me a new one, and now I can fit five more.”