A fork of Rural Dictionary
It is when you bust the fattest nut on your Tings face and then push her down the stairs.
Yesterday my Ting had a cum avalanche
To stop the leaking of ones orifice.
To stop the the thecnocolor yawn.
To subside the back door flow
Man, I feel like I'm going to be sick. I need to cork an avalanche.."
1. An Appalachian Avalanche is when a girl is giving head to her cousin who's also her brother when he comes on her forehead.
Kelly-Jo: "Wow, I can't believe Jimmy-Bob gave me an Appalachian Avalanche last night".
When you find a girl who's older than you, bust a nut in her hair, push her down a flight of stairs, and sue her for sexual harassment.
"Yo, you see that milf? I pulled a caucasian avalanche on her ass and now I'm $25,000 richer!"
Right as you are about to seamen in your girlfriend's hairy vagina, pull your dick out and cum in her bush. This will create a model of an avalanche.
Last night, while i was banging Sherry, i totally gave her a gnarly Alaskan Avalanche.
A term that was coined by my group of droogs (Nate Wadden in particular). Referring to when you are smoking a cigar -which for some reason (ripped in half, tip fell off, or just poorly made) has a loosely rolled back end- and some loose tobacco gets into the mouth while inhaling, causing a very unpleasant sensation.
I hate it when my cigar Indian Avalaches and I have to pick the tobacco out of my mouth.
The Colorado Avalanche suck. Especially that Duchene or Douchey kid, whatever his name is.