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ass clown faggot fucker

anyone who thinks either a domestic or import is better than the other, a civic can push just as much power as a srt4 and handle just as good, and vice versa.

joey is such an ass clown faggot fucker he thinks his mustang can wax any import just cause its a ford.

by reptile jesus July 24, 2011

flaming lesbian ass clown

A person of lower mental capacity who also happens to engage in homosexual love or buttfucking.

"hey warren, mitch is such a flaming lesbian ass clown. I cant belive he tried to have sex with scott."

by seankelley January 05, 2008

Dwayno Da Old Ass Clown

Slang expression used for Wayne Kramer of the MC5 because he's an old ass clown these days trying to capitalize on the past of his deceased friends rather than doing it on his own. Had a couple of good songs here and there, but constantly keeps recording "The Harder They Come" by Jimmy Cliff on nearly every recording in an inane attempt to make the song famous. Put your money of Sonic's Rendezvous Band for much, much more talent.

Dwayno Da Old Ass Clown can't even count anymore because he has 6 people in the Neo-MC5, so he's gettin' old

by Roger Halstead March 26, 2008

Ass Behonker Clown

A type of Clown originated in the east African tundra of northern North Pole. This certain type of Clown has a tendancy to Ass Behonk throught the year as a mating call.

An Ass Behonk is a type of Fart that is continual, like breathing, making an almost musical tune with every exhale.

"wow bob, did you see that Ass Behonker Clown, that was one hell of a behonking we got back there!"

"yeah earl, but I am just happy we didnt get raped by homosexual lesbian vagina penis's, the Ass Behonker Clown's main food source!"

by Nave September 25, 2005

clown-ass

an extremely unsavory individual whom tends to act stupid and talk loud to draw attention to him/herself as they're realitively unnoticed otherwise.

The buffoon over there screaming and drinking piss at the behest of everyone else is a clown-ass.

by icarus meltdown October 12, 2008

clown ass

a dumbass,dip shit, jackass, asshole, or a dick(as in stop acting like a dick)

shut up clown ass

stop acting like a clown ass

by Bonez21 May 20, 2008

Clown ass nigga

Dumb niggas that lie for no reason

Look at that clown ass nigga walking away looking retarded

by AnimeTides October 18, 2018