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Baldy Mophead

A person who has a bald spot on top of their head, with long hair coming down around the bald spot.
An insult for a retard

Shutup you baldy mophead.

Right John, shut the fuck up your mums a baldy mophead.

“Oi James do you know Ryan from the year below?” - “Oh that baldy mophead, unfortunately.”

by Daddylegs92 April 15, 2022

baldy downlow

Ugly white boy with missing teeth who has to have a girlfriend and kids by his side to hide the fact that he secretly likes to be bent over and given it hard by another man in the butt. He has been this way for years and has to hide it because he talks so much shit about others and knows everybody will laugh at him. His girlfriends secretly know about this and have tried to remain on their side but he ends up messing up the relationship because he drinks so much and tries to sleep with anybody and everybody. Also has to constantly speak down on other females to make himself feel better because his butthole still hurts from the the big cucumber his girl shoved up his but the night before without using lube.

Oh he takes it in the butt? What a baldy downlow.

by Niggabitchbullyxxx October 25, 2019

Baldi (Baldi's Basics)

Baldi is a antagonist that tries to chase the player in Baldi's Basics (BBIEAL). He can hear doors and noises that the player does.

A person: Baldi's Basics is too hard! I can't get away from Baldi (Baldi's Basics)!

by RandomGuy4291142 January 01, 2023

baldy scout

A term to define a Scouts BSA member who has gone above and beyond. Much like Mt.Baldy they have reached a peak and are a top 1% scout. Baldy Scouts are peak scouts within the organization.

That guy is an Eagle Scout, he’s a Philmont Ranger, and he has staffed NAYLE. He is definitely a Baldy Scout.

by ScoutmasterK September 16, 2023