A fork of Rural Dictionary
Referring to doing something sexual with someone that isn't actually intercourse without wanting to mention that they did something sexual with them because of whoever the audience consists of.
Person A: How'd it go yesterday with that guy?
Person B: It went really well, we got back to my place and-
Person C: *walks in*
Person B: ended up boxing a horse for charity on my couch.
When something isn’t funny at all.So you fake laugh to make things not akward.
Chloe kept making dad jokes so I gave her a nice charity laugh.
when you donate to a sketchy charity without realizing it, but you find out later that you truly, most certainly, fucked up.
I donated to Kids Wish Network and I hit Post Nut Charity
A term used to define throwing a round in Call of Duty Search and Destroy to emphasize that the player(s) lost the round on purpose to make the opponents feel better or disregard their lack of skill.
Them (1-5): “Y’all fucking suck how did you lose that?”
You (5-1): “Charity round!”
When on an online dating site or app, Charity Replies are when you start chatting with someone who otherwise does not find you attractive, but for some reason continues to reply feeling some sort of obligation. This usually results in ghosting or the friendly fade.
I was talking to this guy on POF. He obviously had no interest in me and was just giving me charity replies cause they were always just one word answers and he wouldn't reply for hours at a time. I can see when he's been online! Then one day he just kind of vanished...
someone with loosely scattered lips. basically a whore.
its like the charity bucket when it comes by, you feel guilty not to put something in it.
When you are at a party and a ugly girl keeps trying to talk to you, you can be rude and tell her to fuck off or slip into a bedroom and give her some CHARITY D.
CHARITY D - being gracious enough to let an unattractive girl enjoy the benefits of your cock.
I don’t like Karen at all, but gave her some Charity D since her husband left her.
I pretty much hate Karen, but gave her some Charity D then ghosted her.