Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

suck my non-existent dick

suck the dick that i, personally don't have

mom: go do chores and then make your bed!
you: suck my non-existent dick.

by lauriebear277 November 30, 2010

But eventually the word will phase from existence

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"But eventually the word will phase from existence"

by bunglet July 01, 2021

But eventually the word will phase from existence

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BLUE TEXT BE LIKE But eventually the word will phase from existence LOLOLOLOL

by onlyinohio August 12, 2021

if god exists then i will go to heaven

What every semi-believer claims is their rationale for believing in religion.

I am Catholic because if God exists then I will go to heaven.

by Bad C dev October 13, 2021

why does urban dictionary exist

Urban Dictionary exists because god is dead.
If you are asking, god was killed by this website.

Is god dead?
Yes sir, Urban Dictionary exists.
Why does urban dictionary exist?
God is dead, that is why.

by The pseudonym I own October 29, 2019