A fork of Rural Dictionary
the police arrived so the robber left in a big fat ass shitting hurry
May 8th-May 14th is national slap that big fat ass week
James: “Bro did you hear todays May 8th it’s national slap that big fat ass week.”
Rob: “Oh fuck.”
James: “Bring that ASS HERE BOY!”
Rob: “OH HELL NAH”
James: *SLAPS THAT ASS*
A spaz attack because of something small and insignificant
That girl just had a fat ass fucking stroke (fafs) over the smallest thing.
when someone looks like a sad fat ass hippo lookin bitch.
ian and ashley be lookin like a sad fat ass hippo lookin bitch
Yes I will eat the rest of your fucking food.
Friend asks if you want the rest of his Mexican pizza. You look at him square in the eyes and say, do I look like a fat ass? Then proceed to eat the rest of his Mexican pizza.
built so different he will shatter your eardrums at the sound of his asscheeks clapping
Guy 1: dang bruh whats that noise
Guy 2: oh shit
Guy 1: whats wrong
Guy 2: MY FAT IS ASS is cuming to town and hes gonna bang ur mom