A fork of Rural Dictionary
Fresh off the boat/ Cant adapt to new countries norms
Juan is such a freshie , Liviu is the biggest freshie though
a freshman who has just come form middle school and hasnt fucking adapted to high school yet, causing them to wreck havoc, have shit takes, and be very cringy and/or unbareable to talk to.
ugh, its the freshie.
That's a freshie opinion!
1. The holy grail of footwear, a brand-spankin’-new pair of shoes (or other garment) that you summon from the mystery backroom after enduring the tragic fate of trying on fungus-infested display models.
2. That euphoric moment when you confidently declare, “I’ll take a freshie!” to the part-time, acne-faced employee, who now understands that your standards are higher than Skid Row, LA.
3. The embodiment of newness with the sweet smell of retail victory, often accompanied by a boss strut upon exiting the store, because nothing says "I’m winning" like a new pair kicks that haven't been through months of fake-buyers who pretend they can afford $19 sneakers.
“My friend thought he could pull off the display shoes until I said, ‘Bro, those are so far gone, you need a freshie and a therapist!’”
“When I asked for a new, fresh pair of shoes Jamal looked at me like I was downs. Whoa playa. I'm not the sucka working at Dick's for minimum wage. New fetch my freshies!"
1. The holy grail of footwear, a brand-spankin’-new pair of shoes (or other garment) that you summon from the mystery backroom after enduring the tragic fate of trying on fungus-infested display models.
2. That euphoric moment when you confidently declare, “I’ll take a freshie!” to the part-time, acne-faced employee, who now understands that your standards are higher than Skid Row, LA.
3. The embodiment of newness with the sweet smell of retail victory, often accompanied by a boss strut upon exiting the store, because nothing says "I’m winning" like a new pair kicks that haven't been through months of fake-buyers who pretend they can afford $19 sneakers.
“My friend thought he could pull off the display shoes until I said, ‘Bro, those are so far gone, you need a freshie and a therapist!’”
“When I asked for a new, fresh pair of shoes Jamal looked at me like I was retarded. Whoa n*gga. I'm not the retard working at Dick's for minimum wage. New fetch my freshies!"
1. The holy grail of footwear, a brand-spankin’-new pair of shoes (or other garment) that you summon from the mystery backroom after enduring the tragic fate of trying on fungus-infested display models.
2. That euphoric moment when you confidently declare, “I’ll take a freshie!” to the part-time, acne-faced employee, who now understands that your standards are higher than Skid Row, LA.
3. The embodiment of newness with the sweet smell of retail victory, often accompanied by a boss strut upon exiting the store, because nothing says "I’m winning" like a new pair kicks that haven't been through months of fake-buyers who pretend they can afford $19 sneakers.
“My friend thought he could pull off the display shoes until I said, ‘Bro, those are so far gone, you need a freshie and a therapist!’”
“When I asked for a new, fresh pair of shoes Jamal looked at me like I was trippin. Whoa slow down playa. I'm not the chump working for minimum wage. New fetch my freshies!"
1. The holy grail of footwear, a brand-spankin’-new pair of shoes (or other garment) that you summon from the mystery backroom after enduring the tragic fate of trying on bacteria-infested display models.
2. That euphoric moment when you confidently declare, “I’ll take a freshie!” to the part-time, acne-faced employee, who now understands that your standards are higher than Skid Row, LA.
3. The embodiment of newness with the sweet smell of retail victory, often accompanied by a strut upon exiting the store, because nothing says "winning" like a new pair kicks that haven't been through months of fake-buyers who pretend they can afford $19 sneakers.
“My friend thought he could pull off the display shoes until I said, ‘Bro, those are so far gone, you need a freshie and a therapist!’”
“When I asked for a new, fresh pair of shoes JayQuon looked at me like I was crazy. Whoa slow down playa. I'm not the chump working for minimum wage. New fetch my freshies!"