A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you’re fisting a girl while listening to 5fdp
Tony: yo i was listening to 5 finger death punch while fisting kayla
James: you five finger cunt punched her?
the act of masturbation by uncircumcised men.
what a dirty prick! Literally. Doing the five fingered foreskin fandango. Disgusting.
a masturbation technigue used on females which requires you to insert all five fingers into the vagina.
I walked in on your mother last night preforming the five finger knuckle shuffle
Where you jab your hand up someone else's ass, but then, quickly forming your hand into a fist before it hits the anus. The resulting impact kills the person instantly. Ideal for a KO move.
Inspired by the term "anal death punch" and the band "Five Finger Death Punch" (an amalgamation of each phrase).
*InsertNameHere* gives person B a five finger anal death punch. B drops dead almost immediately.
Speaks for itself, this is a means of a gentleman pleasuring himself (also know as wanking.
boys, She gives a good Five finger jive on the leather cherry
S l a p !
There's a new joke going around: What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!
Right Hand of a newly married man
So you won't need the five fingered widow on your honeymoon.