A fork of Rural Dictionary
What Sam's old lady does every night to him
She made gooey turtle right on his face
To masturbate and ejaculate everywhere
Ex. I smack gooey so hard I hit the ceiling with goo.
The act of a man ejaculating into an elderly persons ear, then slapping them softly across the side of the face, making a point to touch said ear, with a tuna fish and letting out a random sexually explicit battle cry involving an animal of preference.
Martin gooey ear fumbled Margery and screamed "BYGODIFUCKEDAWALRUS!"
Gooey is the mixture of the popular goon sack, tropical juices and citrusy flavoured drinks all mixed in an esky. This popular among the Australian party scene as its cheap to make and there is so much of it that it becomes the community drink of the night
Jason: Oi cunt wanna make gooey and do some fucking MD
Steve: Yeh fuck yeh I do cunt
When a man cums in a woman’s ear and proceeds to let it drip out
The build up of several semen injections.
LexSmith wound up with a severe Gooey Knuck (le) after having all of Valley View Rd. drop one off in her.