A fork of Rural Dictionary
I don't want you to understand a word I am saying, so I will pretend I am from a different country.
In response to questions such as "Where is the nearest bathroom?" you can answer "Jai Guru DeVa Om" and make people think you are either Scottish or Australian.
A person who is romantically attracted to large cardboard boxes.
Yo that guy is such a Big Box Guru
A person who uses spirituality to sleep with women.
Eric used his theosophy to get laid last night, he's a real underpants guru
Teaches people the way to become sexy. Usually a YouTuber or an instagramer.
Did you watch the Sexy Guru's new video?
A self proclaimed thought leader that has gathered most of their “wisdom” from youtube videos, social media and a few articles (if your lucky).
Debby: “Rachael is going to host a cleansing cacao ceremony on IG-Live for her community. It’s totally going to raise our frequency, cleanse our chakras and protect us from mass media brainwash.”
Jack to Debby: “ Are you seriously believing that Walmart-Guru ?! “
Davide Furfaro, è questo il nome dello storico e leggendario guru dell'informatica,
si racconta che l'informatica non abbia segreti per lui.
Guru dell'informatica per tutto e tutti
Someone important to the motorcycle hierarchy.
I know a good motorcycle guru. Ask her anything about motorcycles, she knows everything there is to know about them. She has read all the brochures and something about it makes her feel tougher, so she started calling people pal even though she never talked that way as a kid, and it's weird when you hear somebody start talking weird in their 30s. It would be like somebody who tried to keep everybody around them from cursing or using language that didn't come from a Disney film or show most of the time suddenly talking like a badass.