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Jammy Monkey

Derivation of Monkey Face - a female wipes period blood on the face of her partner during cunnilingus and then proceeds to stick pubic hair to said partner’s face using the blood as a rudimentary adhesive.

“Christ, when I glanced in the mirror I looked like a badly beaten up Bee-Gee but it turns out Sharon had just given me a sly jammy monkey

by Dirk shufflebum February 07, 2024

Jammy Wellsy

A Jammy Wellsy is a person that uses other peoples pictures and pretends to be someone else to lure in little kids and exploit nudes from them.

I heard that Reece at school is a bit of a Jammy Wellsy, yeah I heard that too.

by Spectrumization April 04, 2018

Jammy tot

A processed candy like a telly tot but made with jam mostly eaten in Sheffield and outher places in Britain. One brand selling theses is Tesco

Pass the jammy tot

by Jellytotjoe January 19, 2021

Karthik Jammy

Jammy sir is greatest and most elite member of RCB fanbase. He is known for his elite meme game and slanders with HessonWarrior. Hailing from Udupi, he loves RCB whole-heartedly but pretend as if he don't support them anymore.

Tom- Do you know Karthik Jammy?
Harry- Yeah, he was the one who made me watch one piece.

by whatpseudonymbhenchod August 03, 2021

jammy robona

When you do a shit robona that becomes the greatest assist

That was such a jammy robona

by itssmithHD November 21, 2017

Jammy Police

A group of police ran by Jammy Boye. They find anyone using non-pg family friendly terms and give them the ban hammer

Me: uses non pg family friendly joke
Jammy Police: NEE NAW NEE NAW BANNED XD LMAO GOTEM

by krispturtle September 08, 2018

jammy croissant

When a woman is on a heavy flow period and a bloke bangs her and when he withdraws his cock is covered in menstrual blood.

'I shagged this bird who was on last night, ended up with a jammy croissant'

by Aj2905 September 01, 2014