A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a dominant male fucks you with his penis whilst running toward you, penetrating so deeply your insides never stop being unbearably sore.
“My boyfriend swiftly shoved me against a wall and fucked me good with his Jousting Cock.”
A battle of masculinity, cum jousting is when two chivalrous men place their penises end to end and attempt to ejaculate into the other man's penis first.
Johnny and James were on their way to a bachelor party, when they realized they were both ready for a cum joust. James defeated Johnny, depositing his seed into Johnny's p-hole.
in GTA4 when online you have two players hijack some buses and ram each other full speed in a head on collision only one shall survive
player 1:hey lets go bus jousting
player 2: ok
.....
Boom
player 1: suck it bitch
player 2: the sound of respawning
When you lean out of the window of a vehicle and puke on the windshield of a car heading the other way.
This is also known as winning the duel.
Jimmy was so out of it yesterday that when we got a taxi he was car jousting the cars speeding by us.
He totally won the duel against a BMW.
A sport involving two competitors who attempt to knock down their opponent by scuttling down the playing field and bumping each other with their asses.
Ass-jousting is best played at 2AM with bored college students, not looking for sexual games.
Ass-jousting is the best sport ever!
Penis "jousting", for two males to sword fight with their dicks.
wang: penis
joust: to fight with a sword-like object, swinging it in the air
Those two guys are so gay, they're over there getting ready to wang joust with eachother.
The ancient Roman competition that uses a cylindrical tube between two anus's to see if the adversary's can fart in each other's rump's.
Austin did you see Max and Ryan's fart-joust last moon?