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Tibbeton Turn pike

When someone is having intercorse with a walrus and decides to pike it in the ass and turn side to side with its tail and teeth as leverage.

Damn jason gave that bitch a tibbeton turn pike

by Dylfansison September 03, 2018

pike through a trout pond

A pike fish will eat and destroy smaller trout in a pond, and given enough time, eliminate the trout.

Ooohhh…don’t tell Jimmy you’re buying the drinks! He’ll go through your wallet like a pike through a trout pond before you get a look at the liquor!

by Have a go then April 08, 2022

ass Pike

To annoy a person beyond the point of being a pain in the ass

My niece rene is being more of a pain in my ass than usual she is an ass Pike

by Intellectual smartass March 23, 2024

ass Pike

To annoy somebody beyond the point of being a pain in the ass

My niece rene it's being more annoying today than usual she's Beyond being a pain in my ass she is an ass Pike

by Intellectual smartass March 23, 2024

chappell-pike

Sexy, big boobs and hazel eyes. You can't get a hotter babe.

Oh she's such a bad ass that must be a chappell-pike!

by Happpppppyyyyy July 15, 2017

Pike-dyke

A lesbian broad. 90’s frat dude/a.c slater actin’ lesbian.

That pike-dyke just boned my girlfriend, bro!

by Trade Marx May 11, 2024

get piked

The disposition of the impalement via organic or non organic means

Yo brah' let's get piked tonight.

by Jobaebae October 01, 2017