A fork of Rural Dictionary
someone that comes into your life unexpectedly, but once you let him in you will forever thank yourself for that decision. he's caring. he's thoughtful. he's the sweetest and most understanding guy you will ever meet. you may have found him annoying at first, but you'll grow to love and cherish this guy. and one day you'll look at yourself and wonder how one person could've impacted you in such a way. he has a beautiful way of thinking. he's good with kids. he can uplift your mood no matter how bad it can be. he's the one person you know you can always go to. and you can trust him with your life. I trust him with my life. and to top it off he has these beautiful brown eyes that can make your heart skip a beat just by looking into them. don't even get me started on his smile. this guy's smile will be the one thing that makes you fold if everything else I listed doesn't. don't lose him. whatever you do, don't lose him, please. he's one in a million
Person 1: "I want to turn my life around."
Person 2: "Have you met Rodrigo yet?"
the best thing that could ever happen to you. he may come into your life unexpectedly, but you won't regret letting him in. he's the sweetest most understanding guy you will ever meet. he's a great listener. no matter what is. he's caring. he's thoughtful. he's very smart too. at first, you may find him annoying. but you'll have no other choice but to grow to love him I can promise that. and when you get to that point, you'll look at him and see everything you could ever want in a single guy.
Person 1: "That guy seems like a real keeper!"
Person 2: "Yeah that's Rodrigo!"
An average height (preferably Hispanic) (preferably goes by Rigo) mega simp, who lets girls cheat, belittle, and demean him. He’s really quiet, but once you become close friends to him, you see his true weirdness, and not the good kind of weird. Rigo’s generally prefer trashy wannabe egirl/goth thots with saggy titties, and 99% of the time, these “girlfriends” are met online, and every single goth he has dated in person, has cheated on him in some type of way, but because he likes the abuse and loves being submissive to “goth queens”. If you ever meet a Rodrigo that goes by Rigo, feel free to do whatever you please to him because no matter what, he’s your simp slave.
Damn is that Rodrigo? I heard his favorite offspring song is Self-esteem because he “Likes the Abuse”.
I USED TO THINK I WAS SMART BUT YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO NAIVE.
THE WAY YOU SOLD ME FOR PARTS.
AS YOU USNK YOUR TEETH INTO ME!
OH...
BLOODSUCKER, FAMEFKER.
BLEEDING ME DRY,
LIKE A GODDAMN VAMPIRE..
Omg, the song.. Vampire Olivia Rodrigo Rocks!