A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you Cum in between a bitches ass cheeks and you slap her cheeks together to make a cum sammich
Hey massa I’m boutta give you a cum sammich
Verb: Act of being between to Brandons, sexual or not.
I was at this party and ended up in a Brandon Sammich
The act of stretching your ballsac , smearing hummus on your nipples, and falling asleep in the living room floor watching reruns of 'punky Brewster and ALF'.
The wind direction is perfect for a day at the mall for a mutuel East-side Sammich decoy.
(1)A term used to allay blame onto another person, usually for or with no good reason.
(2)To do something impossible/highly unlikely.
(1)
Mother: How did my vase get broken?!?
Son1,2: Dunno chief!
Mother: Well someone better 'fess up before I open up a can o' whoop-ass.
Son 1: Alright! Son 2 broke it with a sammich!
(2)
Guy 1: *quintuple backflips off a building on rollerskates*
Guy 2: Dude! You just broke that trick with a sammich!
When an obese woman’s fupa rubs against her legs, and the friction makes cream cream cheese, and then the man puts it between 2 crackers and makes her eat it.
How did that nasty woman get pregnant? She ate plenty of Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich’s.
When an obese woman’s fupa rubs against her legs, and the friction makes cream cream cheese, and then the man puts it between 2 crackers and makes her eat it.
How did that nasty woman get pregnant? She ate plenty of Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich’s.
A Fat guy who continuously ask for food during practice or any time physical activity is involved.
Aye Sammich get your butt on the line and give me 5 down and backs before you run until your feet are apart of the ground.