A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you get away with doing something legal but morally wrong, just before getting caught doing something illegal.
Walter shot that beloved lion but it was apparently legal. He later got arrested for smuggling antelope.
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Al Capone was probably guilty of many crimes, but Eliot Ness was only able to get him for income tax evasion. Turned out Capone had been smuggling antelope all along.
A tactic in Mario Kart, in which a player purposefully enters a lower position in order to obtain better items, followed by the player taking said items into higher positions in order to use them where they shouldn't, and wouldn't, normally be able to.
"Why is Mankalor in ninth?"
"Watch yourself. He's probably Item Smuggling."
When you go to someone's house at night and circumcise them in their sleep and then you take the foreskin for yourself.
Me and my freaky friends went Skin Smuggling last Saturday.
When a lady gets aroused and leaves slimy trails in her undergarments almost as if she has hidden slugs in them to prevent detection from customs.
“Oh Charles, the sight of you in your fancy king hat had me dripping like a broken refrigerator. I must away and change my Knick-knacks, as they are as if I have been slug smuggling.”
(Queen Camilla after the Coronation of King Charles III.)
When nipples become erect either by the cold or excitement the girls are known as Smuggling Tick Tacks
Wow it must be cold she is smuggling tick tacks.