A fork of Rural Dictionary
A dance move that has you flopping around your sweaty balls. Works better if you and another guy try and make your balls touch while flopping them around.
Joe: Hey Michael!! Let’s do the Sweaty Ballsack Shimmy!!
Michael: Yeah Joe!! I bet my balls will flop more than yours!!
SHIMMY-DINING on its own is a form of making out that involves feeling each other's brains through each other's hair while grinding against each other.
It becomes Shimmy-Dining "Through the Wormhole" when the act of smoochin' and scootin' leads to full penetration.
It was a well known fact that when drank and got down to shimmy-dining, she couldn't stop herself from going through the wormhole.
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Saige: " have you seen my new shimmy shami merch? "
Peyton: " WOAHHH" *get blown away by the merch and wants to be besties with saige*
Saige: " IT WAS CHEAP TOOO"
Peyton: " does my hometown Ohio have it in stock?"
Saige: " SURE DOESSS!!!!! GET YOUR TODAY AT SHIMMYSHAMI.COM.OHIO
A hand dance performed by a few sound blokes. Made in St Helens, it made its way over to the states and was absolutely raped in Miami. It will now diverge its was across the world to make itself known on a greater scale. The shimmy involves finding an NPC and dancing around them with your hands in the air. It may result in your phone being hurled across a room or you being physically removed from existence.
“Crowley is over there meat hook shimmying again”
“Shalalalalala ohhh meat hook shimmy”
“You won’t meat hook them birds over there will you, Bull?”
“We meat hook shimmy’d every cunt in the gaff”